Dicks for Sale
LEGAL STUFF OUR DICK LAWYER MADE US PUT HERE
Ship a Dickâs products are a joke, to be sent in good fun. By purchasing our products, you represent that you are not using them to threaten, harass, defame, bully, or intimidate the recipient, or for any improper, unlawful or objectionable purpose. Donât be a dick. Senders and recipients must be at least 18 years old.
We reserve the right to reject any order for any reason, including suspicion of using our products for an improper or unlawful purpose. All custom messages are subject to rejection for the same reasons or because they are in poor taste, offensive or just plain stupid as determined in our sole, and sometimes random and capricious discretion.
You agree to indemnify Ship A Dick and all people associated with us that may incur any liability or debt as a result of your purchase. Ship a Dickâs liability to you is limited solely to the lesser of the price of any product purchased or $100.
Finally, by purchasing anything, you are releasing Ship a Dick and all people associated with us from any liability that may accrue as a result of the transaction.
Any disputes between us and you will be resolved in the state or federal courts in Multnomah County, Oregon, under Oregon law.